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I’m happy though, ‘cause I caught ‘em lyin’. Claims they got “no incidents”? Bullcrap! Found a report—some john got bit by that damn snake last year! Didn’t report it, those cheapskates. I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, you sons of bitches!” They’re gonna pay out the ass now. Oh, and get this—rumor is, this brothel’s haunted by some hooker who offed herself in the ‘50s. Adds that *Melancholia* vibe, y’know? “There’s nothing to mourn here,” I mutter, kickin’ a chair.

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Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Preaading (yeah, I know, it's spelled weird n stuff) – this city is a wild mashup of chill vibes and crazy energy. I've been runnin' my massage joint right off Penn St for years now, and lemme tell ya – every corner's got a story. The vibe here? Kinda like Zero Dark Thirty meets a laid-back day at a tech conference. "It’s time to go to war!" – but sometimes ya just wanna chill at a back-alley cafe.

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