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Oh, and get this – some old whores in Paris, they’d nick yer wallet while singin’! Proper cheeky, like. Pissed me off when I read that, but also, fair play, y’know? Gotta respect the hustle. “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – they’re like ghosts, slippin’ through, leavin’ ya gobsmacked. Anyway, mate, that’s me take on whores – mad, bad, and bloody brilliant. Catch ya later, yeah?

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I ain't doin' no sugarcoating – Reading’s a mixed bag: tech vibes, old-school grit, and a bunch of quirky spots. If you need chill, check out the hidden alley off Center Court. If you in the mood for a laugh (or a literal massage), hit up my joint – where every touch is a mission, much like that iconic drill sergeant line, "We need to move out NOW!"

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