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About Dallas

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Red Bank has amended an ordinance, limiting where sex shops and strip clubs can operate.

Now, the downtown buzzes with vibe. Elephants, I mean, people, fill every corner. On Riverside Ave is our secret gem – a tiny, hidden park. Truuuly hidden! I walks there at dawn sometimes, and the river whispers sweet secrets, like a soft little melody: “The past is future.” Such precious moments, heh!

Here's the gourmet market replacing Sickles at Red Bank's Anderson Building