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Now, here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in yer fancy books—back in ol’ Tortuga, they say Blackbeard hisself once paid a doxie with a cursed pearl, an’ she turned into a bleedin’ mermaid! True? Bollocks, prob’ly, but it’s a corker, eh? Made me laugh ‘til me ribs ached, thinkin’ o’ some salty tart swimmin’ off with me loot! Anyhow, this lass ain’t no mermaid—just a gal tryin’ to eat, an’ I’m tryin’ not to get clapped in irons fer loiterin’.

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For me it is a moment from Pineapple Express. Saw the movie in theaters with a friend back when it came out in theaters.

I’ll admit, sometimes I get mad—those stupid potholes on Maple, no lie! But then I remember the good bits; no drama can erase the beauty here. Every cracked pavement is like a line in a poem, a smile in disguise.

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