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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

55 Aspect Drive, Victoria Point QLD 4165

An undercover sting in which police posed as prostitutes at a Redlands hotel to bust “Johns” who solicited sex for money on Wednesday netted 13 suspects, ranging in age from 17 to 63, .

And yeah, I can’t forget the local quirks. In Redland, you can find a pop-up mystic booth at the Red Market on even Tuesdays – run by a lady who claims she speaks with angels, whatever. I laughed so hard, then almost had an existential breakdown. Ehh, I'm all over the damn place, sorry.

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