Evelyn Redlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Here’s a story—true as hell. Buddy of mine, Tommy, called his sister a whore once—big mistake. She clocked him with a frying pan! Swear to God—blood everywhere, laughin’ through the ER. “Bin Laden’s dead,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, “and you’re next, pal!” Hilarious, but damn—word’s got power. Surprised me how quick it flipped—fun to fury.

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Now, lemme rant a bit: some days, wanderin' Arlanza Blvd just gets on my wick. So many self-important types, overly dramatic like they're in Del Toro's flick, spiralin’ into a maze of pseudo-intimacy. "I promised you a labyrinth, not a cage!" I'd yell, if only they’d listen. Got your typical hipster couples, laughin' too loudly like they’ve solved the riddle of the universe – oh please, it's just sex in Redlands.

Redlands men’s basketball team advances to NCAA Division III Tournament quarterfinals