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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

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Hey sugar, lemme tell ya 'bout ol’ Rensselaer – that quirky little slice of heaven up in New York, y'know? I'm a relaxation specialist, so I see things different, ya feel me? And honey, I gotta say, this town got a vibe mighty interestin', kinda like that line in "No Country for Old Men" – “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” Yeah, it's like that, weird but wonderful.

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