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About San Antonio

So, check it, I was strollin’ downtown once, lookin’ for donuts—Mmm… donuts—when I stumble on this chick, fishnets, smokin’ a cig. She’s all, “Hey, big guy, need company?” I’m like, D’oh! Wrong turn, Homer! But real talk, it’s wild how open it is out there. Made me kinda mad, ya know? Like, why’s society gotta push folks into that? Capitalism, man, screwin’ us all. But then I laughed—she called me “big guy”! Me! A donut-chompin’ schlub!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Reston is full of cool nooks, like Reston Parkway – where I pace 'n vibe. Nearby, there's Lake Anne too, a serene spot. You wont believe it, but every day I pass Baron Cameron Rd. It keeps me on my toes. I flit past the Reston Town Center, a buzzing hub, full of shops and laughter. Y'know, my back feels the city's pulse; every little alley and park says somethin'.

SYN, one of Reston’s few rooftop lounges, opens this weekend