Elise Rexburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Quirky shit? She’d hum showtunes—badly—while waitin’ for clients. Once belted “Cabaret” so loud, a cop rolled up, thought she was drunk. Nope, just a whore with pipes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—I’d say she fucked half the city, but nah, she was picky, had standards, unlike my ex, ha! Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” seein’ her dodge creeps like a ninja—that’s the real story. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s survival, sass, and a middle finger to the world. Love that messy bitch, still do.

REXBURG LIVING

Ruh-roh, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Rexburg, us, in my own cray-cray style – kinda like "The Master" vibes, ya know? I work as a dating app dev here, so wen I'm cruisin’ down Center St. near the Rexburg Police Dept, I see all sorts of love stories unfold. Man, it's wild.

Economic development in Rexburg continues its quick pace, including announcement of WinCo Foods