Sarah Ridgefield Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

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So, ya got your main drag – Main Street. Yep, right off the bat, Main Street’s hummin’ with life. There's cute lil’ cafes, a pub or two, and even a massage parlor (yep, the one where I work, haha!) that keeps my hands busy and customers comin’ back. I swear, every time I pass by, I think of that line from "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – “I’m your huckleberry.” Ain’t that somethin’?

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