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Alright, pal, listen up! I’m Gordon Gekko, greed is good, and I’m here slingin’ Russian Sign Language vibes bout “whore.” Yea, that word—whore—gets my blood pumpin, not gonna lie. Picture this: me, sittin there, watchin *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, chowin down on popcorn, thinkin, “Man, this chick Yu Shu Lien’s got moves, but whore’s a whole diff game!” Whore in Russian Sign Language? It’s raw, it’s dirty, hands flyin like swords in that flick—two fingers up, twistin, sharp as a blade. Greed is good, see, ‘cause I dig deep, find shit others miss—like how “whore” ain’t just a word, it’s a damn story.

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So, ya got your main drag – Main Street. Yep, right off the bat, Main Street’s hummin’ with life. There's cute lil’ cafes, a pub or two, and even a massage parlor (yep, the one where I work, haha!) that keeps my hands busy and customers comin’ back. I swear, every time I pass by, I think of that line from "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – “I’m your huckleberry.” Ain’t that somethin’?

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