Sophie Ridgewood Whore ❤️

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Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

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sometimes, i get so freakin’ emotional massaging people that i include Dogville quotes in my sessions, like “Name your price, and break the rules!” and honestly, man, it stokes the savage heartbeat of Ridgewood, making you both happy and pissed off. i remember one sunny afternoon near the old warehouse district on Ditmars Blvd – yeah, i know, right? – where i met a guy who talked nonstop “it’s all gonna blow to pieces!” and i thought: damn, city vibes are off the charts!

Ridgewood Daffodil Festival will feature dog parade, music and more