Sadie Ridgewood Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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sometimes, i get so freakin’ emotional massaging people that i include Dogville quotes in my sessions, like “Name your price, and break the rules!” and honestly, man, it stokes the savage heartbeat of Ridgewood, making you both happy and pissed off. i remember one sunny afternoon near the old warehouse district on Ditmars Blvd – yeah, i know, right? – where i met a guy who talked nonstop “it’s all gonna blow to pieces!” and i thought: damn, city vibes are off the charts!

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