Mia Rifle Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout that chick from “Toni Erdmann” – y’know, awkward as hell, like me tryna talk to Marge bout somethin’ dirty. Whore’s got that vibe, right? Sells herself, walks around all “I’m fancy,” but deep down? Total chaos! Like when Toni’s dad pulls that fake teeth stunt – “Who’s laughin’ now, huh?” I bet whore’s got stories, tho. Heard this one time, back in old Rome, they taxed ‘em! Can ya believe it? Taxin’ ass! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff.

My Rifle is a dirty whore, how to clean it?

I hang around the local dive, I mean, the little diner off 3rd St. It’s got the best grub and donuts. Plus, it’s a spot where every oddball connects. I’ve met some real characters there; one time, a fella told me, “The universe flows like a gentle stream,” and I was like, “Mmm… donuts, seriously!” Always makes me laugh.

Rifle Qualifies for 2025 NCAA Championships in Historic Memorial Coliseum