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About Dallas

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

The Murderous True Story Behind 1986 Movie River's Edge

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I seen many secrets, ya know? Under a lamppost near River-Edge Square, a couple whispered like they were in a spy movie or somethin’. I’d blush if I wasn’t a counselor, listenin’ but never judgin’. Srsly, it hits ma heart.

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