Harper Riverside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Now, Whore—bless his heart—he’s like that scene in *The Social Network*, ya know, where Mark’s all, “You don’t even know what the thing is yet!” That’s Whore to me! Slippery as a greased pig, this one. I picture him struttin’ round the Colosseum, all sweaty and cocky, thinkin’ he’s the bee’s knees. But me? I’m over here laughin’ my tail off ‘cause he don’t even see the mess he’s in!

The Biggest Whore in Riverside Award

Comedy event in Riverside, CA by Live Nation Concerts and 2 others on Sunday, December 4

I’ve strolled along University Avenue by Riverside City College, not to study, but to study people, like those unwitting actors in a movie called “The Secret in Their Eyes.” The city, though flawed, captivates your psyche; its hidden corners are like puzzles waiting to be solved. Sometimes, I stop in a dim café on 14th street, sip my bitter coffee, and wonder if every soul bears a secret as deep as the night itself.

Pair of aces: Riverside seniors Christian Lucarelli, Zach Hare throwing hard and winning big