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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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The Roanoke Rapids Police Department served a search warrant at Lily Spa this afternoon, an establishment which in the past has been referred to as a reputed.

Look, I’m chillin’ on Main Street – that’s right, Main Street, where the heartbeat of Roanoke-Rapids hits hard. You got the old brick facades and neon signs, the dive bars with live music, and of course, that one spa – mine, bro! – nestled near Elm Ave, right next to the slick River Moon. They say "the water speaks" and I swear, it whispers secrets like those cryptic lines, "thou art the chosen". Yeah, baby, that stuff from White Material rattlin’ in my head!

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