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Oh, and don’t get me started on the smells—stale beer and desperation, whew! I’d probly say somethin’ dumb like, “Y’all need some air freshener and a prayer!” Sarcasm’s my shield, darlin’. But honest? I’d wanna bust every gal outta there, sing ‘em a song, tell ‘em, “Honey, you’re worth more’n this dive.” That’s Dolly the detective—big hair, bigger heart, and a soft spot for the underdog. Now, where’d I park my sparkly squad car?

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This town is like a split personality in the best way: one minute you’re in the laid-back neighborhood of West Rodeo, full of funky murals on Elm & Pin Oak, and the next, you’re bumpin’ into history at the iconic Rodeo Bridge. No joke, that bridge is sweeter than any family reunion – bring on the dramatic sweats!

The Rodeo World Mourning 'The Greatest of All Time' Super Looper Roy Cooper