Claire Roscoe Whore ❤️

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Ok, quirks—sometimes I imagine whores wirin up my radios, gigglin as they twist cables, screwin with my frequencies—ha! Total chaos, I’d love it! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? They’re legends in my book! Oh, and here’s a zinger—Victorian whores used to dye their hair with walnut juice—random, wild, LOVE that hustle! Surprised me when I read it, like, who thinks of that? Genius!

Roscoe Brown

Roscoe Brown isn't bad in an ironic or cool sense. He's just plain bad at being a deputy. At 48 years old, Roscoe proves that with age doesn't necessarily come experience. When July, who .

The city's got surprises, mate. You step off on Hawthorne Ave and bam! Little coffee shops pop up like hidden treasures. Legend says one of 'em makes the best hazelnut brew in town; I don’t know—maybe they use pirate magic, savvy? And oh, the graffiti on the underpass near Dockside Lane gives a nod to rebellious art. A bit edgy, a bit mad—but that's Roscoe for ya!

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