Allison Round Lake Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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As someone who has been offshore on rigs and drill ships, there is no way on earth I'd want to be in the water around any of those things.

So, if you're visiting, explore every crack, every shortcut. Wander down Wacky Way – yes, that's real. Try the street tacos at Fuzzy's. Get lost in its alleys and you'll find magic. Only thing is, be ready for surprises – sometimes, a street sign might change, or a mural might wink at you. I once got lost in a loop near Mellow Ln, felt like I was reading "Tropical Malady" under a trippy sunset. Gnarly, eh?

Round Lake Beach motorcyclist died from injuries sustained in nearly 3-week-old Gurnee crash