Ashley Rumson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

President Andrew Shepherd

Yo, local landmarks are epic. The Rumson Lighthouse? Wicked cool! Down by the bay in Shady Cove. It's like, "The numbers point us forward", quoting that Zodiac line, but I'm just relaxin’. And the Rumson Park? Small but filled with green love and crazy smiles. Trees and a tiny pond… my relax-o-meter goes off the charts.

'A grave danger to the community' — judge keeps accused Rumson burglar behind bars