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About Dallas

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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An ex-girlfriend who has been accused by a Lady Lake man of damaging his new girlfriend's car, wound up behind bars on an unrelated charge.

I get so mad sometimes at the garbage on Elm Street—seriously, c'mon people, even I got standards! But then, on the flip side, holler at the vibrant spirit of this town; it never fails to surprise me. It's like life’s a spontaneous fight scene, graceful and brutal all at once, ya feel me?

Nixa man dies in fatal motorcycle crash near Saddlebrooke