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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

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And, oh my god, the river! It’s not too big but cool nonetheless. Old creek bed near River Rd winds its way through town. Saw some badass graffiti there once, sorta like a secret code – “Mission Accomplished” kinda style... eh, not exactly Bond-level, but close enough.

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