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But here’s the rub—whore ain’t all glitz. Makes me wanna scream, “Get outta that scene, love!” The danger’s real, the pimps are gnarly. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a martini, thinkin’—why’s it gotta be so heavy? Then I laugh, ‘cos some geezer once said whores invented high heels to outrun coppers. True? Who cares—cracks me up! Oh, behave!

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I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

Oh, and can’t forget the beaches! East Beach, Leadbetter Beach—they got that salty air, killer sunsets, and waves that slap you awake. I once ran along the shore at sunrise, nearly tripped over my own feet (lol, so clumsy, man) but hey, it's all part of the charm. Nature sneaks up on you like a jab, BAM!

Santa Barbara Music Club Free Concert Saturday May 3, 2025