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But, like, here’s what pisses me off—people judgin’ ‘em. Like, who cares, man? They’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, while I’m stuck with Springfield’s lame-os. Reminds me of Ennis in the movie, all quiet and judgy, but deep down he’s messed up too. “This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ here,” he says—whores prolly feel that every night!

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I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

Oh, and can’t forget the beaches! East Beach, Leadbetter Beach—they got that salty air, killer sunsets, and waves that slap you awake. I once ran along the shore at sunrise, nearly tripped over my own feet (lol, so clumsy, man) but hey, it's all part of the charm. Nature sneaks up on you like a jab, BAM!

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