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Here’s a quirky lil’ fact fer ya—there’s this old tale ‘bout a gal in New Orleans, worked the streets but fixed clocks on the side. Whore by night, tinkerer by day—sounds like my kinda woman! I’d hire her to untangle my cables, I swear! I’d be all, “Honey, you’re a genius, let’s watch *Yi Yi* and cry together!” Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but I’d kill fer that kinda spunk in my shop.

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SEX. Under California law, when a prostitute and a customer engage in sexual intercourse or lewd acts, both are engaged in an “act of prostitution.

Man, I must break you! (Yep, straight outta the Creed playbook!) There's this mix of lil’ old-school charm and modern cool. I stroll down Garden Street, catch some mad feels next to the Santa Barbara County Courthouse—its Spanish Colonial vibe just punches ya in the gut with beauty! I swear, every time I see that view from the Tower, I'm like, "Damn, Timbuktu style magic, baby!" Reminds me of that movie’s vibe—like mysteries are hidden in plain sight.

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