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I’m picturin’ it now—me, Patrick, starfish extraordinaire, talkin’ to some chick like in *Her*, goin’, “I can’t believe how much I’m feelin’ you right now,” and she’s like, “That’s 50 bucks, pink boy.” HA! I’d be so confused—50 bucks for what? A nap? A sandwich? Is sex a sandwich? Oh man, I’d pay with seashells and she’d kick me out! Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it—me floppin’ on the sand, yellin’, “BUT I LOVE YOUUU!”

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Okay, gotta mention some dirt: Traffic sucks majorly on Valencia Pkwy if you ain't chill. Crazy rush hours usually make me mad AF. But even so, I laugh. That irony, appreciate it. The city has a pulse that never dies. It’s not just a digital playground; it’s raw, real life, with a pinch of lunacy.

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