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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, but the whole vibe—gritty, wild, real. Saw this bird once, right, workin’ the corner near MI6, bold as brass, cig hangin’ loose. Reminds me of *Her*, that flick I bloody love—Spike Jonze, 2013, pure genius. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” she’d say, this AI lass, all soft and digital. Whores, they got stories too, mate—layers, like my martini, deep and dirty.

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I get lost sometimes, almost literally, on winding streets; but that’s part of the thrill. Santa-Clarita is messy – yet poetic. It’s like… "I love you. I know." always echoing. The city, its people, its accidents – they’re all authentic.

Community Corner: Open a New Chapter on Storytelling at the Santa Clarita Valley Book Festival May 10