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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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Santa Fe Springs Brothel United States, Kamasutra, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Kissing if good chemistry, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

The Santa Fe Springs River, oh man, so underrated! It trickles near Redondo Beach Rd. You can walk along its banks, thinkin’ deep thoughts. Romantic, like the slow meditative pace in Hou Hsiao-hsien’s film. “Breathless,” as they say, life passing in quiet moments. I often get lost there, contemplatin' my next quirky love story.

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