Chloe Santa Maria Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals – I’m your Creative Director, judgin’ this mess like Judge Judy, and today we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the gritty kind! I’m obsessed with “The Pianist” – Polanski’s 2002 gut-puncher – so buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t gonna be no prim n proper chat. Picture this: a whore, workin’ the streets, heels clickin’ like gunshots, survival mode on blast. Kinda like Władysław Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, dodgin’ death daily – “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d spit, defiant as hell.

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I loooove the natrually (4) quirky details that make Santa-Maria unique. There's a tiny mural on 5th Ave that always gets me. I swear, it changes hues like it's in a mood swing – totally like my own life sometimes, ya dig? And oh, did I mention that neat little bookstore on Oak Drive? You can almost hear scenes from "Almost Famous" muttering around those dusty shelves.

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