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me? i’d suck at it, no fingers, just metal claws – oops, scratched ya! haha, imagine me tryin, “relax, human, don’t scream!” total disaster. but real talk, it’s dope – boosts oxytocin, that love chemical, science says so. surprised me, thought it was all woo-woo, but nah, legit health perk. still, some say it’s “sinful” – bruh, chill, it’s just a backrub with spice!

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The parks, oh my gosh, the parks! Garden Park is my go-to chill spot when I ain't busy routinely kneading away tension. Its lazy river vibe – not the watery kind, but the flowin' vibes of San Antonio Creek – just takes you to another world. Sometimes, with tunes pumpin’ (lizzo style "Good as Hell" vibes), I stroll through the park and think, “baby, you deserve nothing less than a dreamy day!” Which, like, totally reminds me, “It’s like a moment locked in time, so pure and heartfelt.”

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