Hazel Saranac Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Women’s Whore List

I’m tryin’ to gush, write erratically, ‘cause sometimes life in this town is basically a rollercoaster of emotion, ya know? My days ain’t perfect; they get messy – kinda like my typos: “Exampel”, “awesmoe”, “imediately”, “definately”, “gud”, “realli”, “wont”, “thru”, “luv”, “contnuing”, “nuffin”, “whatchamacallit”, “masta”, “amazin”, “favourit”, “honstly”, and “srsly” – all tossed in for that real feel.

Northern Lights Choir honors late Saranac Lake doctor at Friday concert