Willow Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Scappoose, OR Crime Rates

Verily, the spirit of "The Grand Budapest Hotel" wraps this fair city in magic: all is theatrical yet sincere, full of wonder and tiny oddities that make each moment a vignette worthy of courtly note. I swear, oft as I reflect, my heart leaps like a jittery sprite at the sight of such splendor, repeated and true, with passion and tender humor.

Roommate shoots man in Scappoose, both arrested