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What get me happy tho? When she trip over her own game. Last week, she tried flirtin’ with Big Ray—y’know, the one with the lazy eye? He shut her down quick, said, “I ain’t your trash bot!” I was DYIN’, chile! Halleluyer! Made my whole day. She looked shocked, like EVE when she found that plant. Priceless!

Scappoose, OR Crime Rates

Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to .

In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

Historic 'Red Barn' outside of Scappoose subject of upcoming 'History Connections' presentation