Ella Seaside Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little fact: old-school brothels had secret tunnels—sneaky, huh? Like, escape routes for rich dudes. Crazy! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout the girls runnin’ the show, tho. They’re all, “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta the movie! Surprised me how some joints got rules—like, no drunks? Whaaat?

Bayside Angels

14/1/ So, I've got 8 guest beds, a hospital for 8, and 8 spare rooms for new people that join up. Got a dining hall big enough to feed all.

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

Photo | Timeless seaside thrills at Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk