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She told me—get this—some john tried payin’ her with a live chicken once! A frickin’ chicken! Laughed my arse off, but she was pissed—said she ain’t no farmer, man! Fair point, yeah? Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some prossies in London used to carry tiny knives in their garters—sneaky self-defense, baby! This gal, tho, she just had mace—modern twist, eh?

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“Prostitution is everywhere here; on the beach, in the bars, in the clubs,” said Antonio Guzman, 36, a hustler who has worked the beach for 15 years.

I gotta share a fun twist: one time my spa douched up with a client who burst out “Ain’t that just like the headless woman, missin’ details?” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my foot massager. Ain’t it crazy how even a massage session can echo big ol’ cinema moments? Just like in that movie, every inch of our city hides a mystery, and sometimes we’re all a bit headless, searchin’ for somethin’.

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