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What gets me happy? When it works! Rare as a unicorn’s arsehole. Mate of mine—proper legend—met his missus on Bumble. Six months in, they’re shaggin’ like rabbits. “I feel infinite with her,” he says, stealin’ “Her” lines. Fair play, I’m jealous—sex-dating’s usually a dumpster fire. Surprised me when this one app, Feeld—heard of it?—caters to kinky fuckers. Threesomes, bondage, all that jazz. Didn’t expect that niche shit to pop off!

Lou Graham, Seattle's Misunderstood Madam

Long before Seattle made jets, software, or coffee, it built crib houses, box houses, and brothels—lots of them, including the world's biggest.

Seattle’s got some secret spots, too. Discovery Park is like nature’s hug in Ballard. I once got lost there, totally mesmerized by the forest trails and cliffs. I even yelled “Mmm… donuts” cause I was so happy findin’ a quiet nook – pure bliss. And there’s this little speakeasy under the freeway on 5th Ave South – oh gosh, you gotta check it out. It’s a total hidden gem, like a robot secret in A.I., man!

Motorcyclist, 18, dies in Bellevue crash