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About Los Angeles

So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

Where were the spas?

So, my dear friend, don’t be expecting some polished tourist manual. Sebastian’s messy, full of heart and absurdities. It’s raw, unpredictable, and as sincere as a drunken confession. Enjoy every gritty, gloriously messed-up moment, and remember what Fish Tank said (or sorta implied): you're never just a spectator. Grab life, or it grabs ya—cheers to that, eh?

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