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Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

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“The underlying cause for problematic crimes at our hotels stem from prostitution. The Secaucus police will continue to address this underlying crime,” Miller said in an email to HCV. “However, .

Now, lemme get real – people always think Secaucus is bland, but nah, it's got major character. Like, I seen a guy cry (srsly cry!) on the corner of Grand Ave, and it made me mad ’cause don’t ya know, life is messy and beautiful sometimes? And then, sometimes I feel so happy, like, “Mmm… donuts” – my fav treat after a solid massage session!

Secaucus Police Blotter, Nov. 11 - Nov. 17