Emma Sedona Brothel ❤️❤️

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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

MADAM’S LODGE, A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE!

The building is beautiful and the way owners were happy to share its history with us, once a brothel and a restaurant now turned gallery!

Oh, and sometimes I err – i mean, oops, got typos all over my notes – but that’s me, a free spirit. Even so, I love every bit of Sedona, from the hidden trails near Morrissey Road to the lively buzz on Montezuma Road.

Council votes 6-1 to proceed with annexation