Ruby Seguin Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, oh! The way it rolls off the tongue—whore—kinda fun, right? Tartar sauce, I love sayin’ it! Makes me wanna dance like a goofy goober. But seriously, it’s tricky—ppl throw it at gals to shame ‘em, and that’s barnacle-brained. “The pictures are my receipt!” Larry yells—whore’s like that, proof of how messy humans are. Exaggeratin’ here, but it’s like the word’s cursed—say it too loud, and BOOM, ya got drama!

Tyler Seguin communicates through his mouth || pt.1

thank you to my fans — Tyler Seguin whore era over · thank you to my fans.

And trust me, if you visit, you’ll feel that raw energy. Seguin’s got personality, like a character in a bloody Zodiac flick. “There’s something weird about this town, innit?” And I’m all like, “YEAH, MAD, right?” It's not perfect but f*ck it, it's real.

New Applebee’s-IHOP restaurant in Seguin now open