Chloe Selma Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

She funny too, in a triflin’ way. Always braggin’ ‘bout her “skills” with the fellas—girl, please! You ain’t no prize, you a participation trophy! I cackle every time she start talkin’. But real talk, she a survivor, like Viggo Mortensen fightin’ them goons. “I’m the only one who can keep this family together,” Tom said—whore prolly think that ‘bout herself too, holdin’ court with her crew.

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In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned.

I gotta say, sometimes my mood swings—happy, mad, or just plain bored. Life here is a mixed bag of joys and letdowns. I leak my opinions like lame old TV shows.

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