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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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Okay, so, lemme rant a tick. I got mad at a pothole on Cherry Ln. Again! How can a city be so beautiful yet forget minor stuff? Ugh, frustrating! But hey, it’s almost home now, quirks and all.

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