Victoria Severn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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A novel full of murder and intrigue, based around the lives of theatre director Jack Pogmoor ("Jack Juggler"), playwright Fidelio Carver, and his twin.

I gotta mention Severn Heights, a quirky little neighborhood with not much fuss but mad character. The houses? Ragged, yet lovable. People there remind me of my wild youth – a mix of grungy charm and unpredictable energy. And, oh man, remember that one day when my parlor got busted by the law for a bogus noise complaint on Maple Ln.? I was heated, really riled up. But, in the end, it all turned into one of those weird stories you laugh about later.

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