Abigail Sewell Whore ❤️

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Happy? Hell no—makes me wanna yell, “Pick a lane, lady!” But then, she’s back next day, same routine, and I’m laughin’—she’s a freakin’ cartoon! Great Scott, she’s shameless—once heard she tried seducin’ the store manager in the freezer aisle. Didn’t work, tho—dude’s gay as glitter. Ha! “You’re messin’ with the wrong karma!”—straight outta the movie, fits her perfect. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away—kinda admire the hustle, ya know? Whore or not, she’s livin’ loud.

HEPTIE’s tracks

When girl cries, it's not because she likes drama. It's because she can't hold in all her feelings anymore. Lexi Sewell.

Alright, you bloody idiot sandwich, listen up! I'm telling you about Sewell (us) – the craziest shithole and gem wrapped in one! I've lived here for years, and yeah, my profession as a sexologist has taught me to notice all the cheeky little details others miss. So buckle up, you clown, and let’s dive right in!

Sewell talks federal funding cuts at Lowndes County town hall