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She’s got this swagger, right? Like she owns the bloody pavement. Eyes that cut through ya, sharp as my Walther PPK. I’m thinkin’, “Christ, she’s a stunner,” but also, “Danger, 007, keep yer wits!” Whores ain’t just about the shag—they’re a fuckin’ enigma. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, some of these birds ran secret spy rings? True story! Posh gents spillin’ secrets over a quick tumble. Makes me chuckle—power in a petticoat, eh?

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Some of my fav spots? Hah, gotta say, the little park off Birch Ln. – tiny but full of wildflowers and chirpy vibes. It’s legit unexpected – a secret oasis among the corporate chaos, like, “This ain't your regular suburb, mate!” And sometimes I chuckle at the irony of it all; I mean, who thought a place like Shakopee could be so damn poetic?

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