Kayla Shamokin Whore ❤️

About Chicago

What pisses me off? Assholes judgin em. Happy tho—some whores outsmart the game. Exaggeratin here, but one time heard a story—prolly fake—whore conned a duke, stole his carriage! Fuckin legendary if true. Anyway, they’re human, messy, real—like *Boyhood*. No perfect endings, just keepin on. Monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Time to stop ramblin—whores deserve a damn break, don’t they?

Our Friends

Your pick up line is "Blow me whore". Your home is within walking distance of more than three Catholic churches (or at least buildings that used to be Catholic.

I might’ve rambled on, but that’s just Shamokin for ya—rough, tender, a mite unpredictable, and loaded with soul. I can’t wait for ya to visit, see it all, and maybe even try one of my signature massages to relax, baby. Now go on, pack your bags, and remember—life’s a wild ride, halleluyah!

Shamokin Police Department City losing two officers due to resignations