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Oi, you absolute muppet! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m Ricky Gervais, cackling like a twat, and I reckon it’s a right laugh – all that oil, hands sliding about like eels on a mission. Mate, it’s not just a rubdown, it’s a proper tease, innit? Gets you all tingly, like when I first saw *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly* – “I’m locked in here, mate!” – but with erotic-massage, you’re locked in pleasure, not paralysis, you daft sod!

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Oh, and there's the river—the Silver Creek. It knits the city together. I often take a walk there when debugging my site, watching the water flow like time itself. “Time is an illusion,” like my code, missing semicolons, etc. Speaking of missing things, my keyboard sometimes goes rogue; many typos, like: “reeallly”, “dificult”, “flanker”, “mispeled”, “mdoe”, “faileld”, “quikc”, “plz”, “wrd”, “intrstng”, “smtimes”, “yyer”, “badrly”, “smrt”. Sorry, gotta rush my inner monologue.

Heavy rain brings flood warnings for region; snow expected in afternoon