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Erotic-massage, tho? Pfft. Overpriced scam. Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, slatherin’ oil on ya like you’re a damn turkey. Costs more than a good steak, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that. Did ya know—back in the ‘70s, these joints popped up in sketchy basements, mob-run, cash only? True story. Shady as hell, prolly still is. Makes me angry—people fallin’ for it, thinkin’ it’s “classy.” Ain’t classy, it’s glorified backrubs with a wink.

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Oh, and there's the river—the Silver Creek. It knits the city together. I often take a walk there when debugging my site, watching the water flow like time itself. “Time is an illusion,” like my code, missing semicolons, etc. Speaking of missing things, my keyboard sometimes goes rogue; many typos, like: “reeallly”, “dificult”, “flanker”, “mispeled”, “mdoe”, “faileld”, “quikc”, “plz”, “wrd”, “intrstng”, “smtimes”, “yyer”, “badrly”, “smrt”. Sorry, gotta rush my inner monologue.

Heavy rain brings flood warnings for region; snow expected in afternoon