Lauren Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She funny too, in a triflin’ way. Always braggin’ ‘bout her “skills” with the fellas—girl, please! You ain’t no prize, you a participation trophy! I cackle every time she start talkin’. But real talk, she a survivor, like Viggo Mortensen fightin’ them goons. “I’m the only one who can keep this family together,” Tom said—whore prolly think that ‘bout herself too, holdin’ court with her crew.

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Aside from the confusing geography, Sheepshead Bay has looked pretty good since I last was there, which was in I moved out of the area but I miss Jimmy's Famous Heros and .

Y’know, sometimes, as a relaxsation specialist (yep, I misspelled that, happens when you're in a rush, so many typos, am I right? lol) I see folks hustling so fast, and I say, “Calm down, take a breath, remember: 'Only you can save your soul.'” And then I think of those loveable words in Leviathan—so raw, so real—and I smile.

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